6.A classic joke goes like this:A nurse rushes into an exam room and says,"Doctor,doctor,there is an invisible man in the waiting room."The doctor says,"Tell him I can't see him."Pretty simple,right?
Here is how I tell it:"A nurse-her name is Joyce-feels a presence in the waiting room.She looks around but sees nothing.She jumps up from her desk,carefully replaces her chair,and runs down the hallway to the doctor's office.She knocks on the door.No response.He's not there.Where can he be?She continues down the hall,admiring a picture of an 18th-century Mississippi boat along the way."By the time,my audience has left,but I go on."She bursts into the exam room and says,‘Doctor,doctor!'The doctor,I should mention…"
You get the idea.I can't leave a simple joke alone.
I'm not the only joke-challenged member of the family.My sister's worse than I am.Her problem:She can't remember them."‘A nurse rushes into an exam room and says…'Uh,let me start all over again.‘A nurse rushes into a waiting…'No,it's not the waiting room.She just came from the waiting room.Let me start all over again.‘A doctor rushes into…'No,wait…"
My uncle's different."Okay,this is a good one.Ready?No,really,ready?Okay,‘A nurse…'Got it?A nurse?Okay,ready?‘A nurse rushes into an exam room and says:Doctor,there's an invisible man in the waiting room.'Now,this is where it gets funny.Ready?'No one is ever ready,so they leave before he gets to the funny part.
No one in my family has ever finished this joke.
Next time you see my family and someone is telling a joke,do yourself a favour:Make yourself invisible.
19.What's the passage mainly about?D
A.How to tell a classic joke.
B.The author has a happy family.
C.Telling a classic joke is not easy.
D.The author's family are not good at telling a joke.
20.When the author tells a joke,he tends toA.
A.add too many extra details
B.forget it
C.act like the host of a show program
D.leave it alone
21.The last sentence implies thatD when the author's family tell a joke.
A.you should stop them
B.you can't see anything
C.you will become invisible
D.you would not like to listen.
分析 作者在讲一个故事的时候进行了很多的改编,但是这些改编都是不成功的.
解答 19.D 主旨大意题.作者在讲一个故事的时候进行了很多的改编,但是这些改编都是不成功的.所以答案选D.
20.A 细节理解题.根据第二段作者讲的故事增添了很多的细节的东西如:her name is Joyce-feels a presence in the waiting room.She looks around but sees nothing.She jumps up from her desk,carefully replaces her chair,and runs down the hallway 护士出现,作者增加了很多的没有用的细节的东西名字,去医生办公室的描述,所以答案选A.
21.D推理判断题.根据最后一句Next time you see my family and someone is telling a joke,do yourself a favour:Make yourself invisible.下次当你看到我的家人和某人在讲笑话时,请你忙自个的:让自己看不见.可见你是不会喜欢听的,我们家的笑话不让人笑.所以答案选D.
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