There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he (1)_______ the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "(2)_______ is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he (3)_______ a beer and got a mug (4)_______ between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

After a (5)_______of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the (6)_______ was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."

The blind man (7)_______ for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. (8)_______, he entered the third door, which (9)_______ to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. (10)_______ to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"

1. A. saw               B. felt                  C. took                  D. touched

2. A. Everything            B. Nothing           C. Something    D. All

3. A. took                     B. bought             C. drank               D. ordered

4. A. placed                  B. lain                  C. stood                D. spread

5. A. few               B. amount            C. couple               D. pair

6. A. bathroom                                          B. living room     

  C. waiting room                            D. kitchen

7. A. looked                  B. headed             C. went                D. searched

8. A. As a result             B. In fact             C. Instead             D. So

9. A. turns                    B. opens              C. gets                  D. leads

10. A. Starved        B. Scared             C. Moved              D. Frozen