59.What is the main purpose of the jokes?
A.To make fun of moms. B.To honor moms.
C.To educate moms. D.To amuse moms.
58.The computer technician on the phone in the third story .
A.actually could find no way to solve Jeff’s problems
B.teased Jeff about his poor knowledge of computer jargon
C.wanted to talk to Lena instead
D.believed that Jeff’s mom would know more computer jargon
57.What was the guest author’s mom trying to do in the second story?
A.Push hard to get her daughter’s signature.
B.Promote her daughter’s books by pretending to be a fan.
C.Show her pride in her daughter’s achievement.
D.Persuade Marilyn Kopp to buy her daughter’s book.
56.Who would the burly man be in the first joke?
A.Another kind helper. B.The old lady’s son.
C.Allen’s friend. D.A policeman.
47.A.absolutely B.possibly C.only D.definitely
SECTION C(12分)
Directions: Complete the following passage by filling in each blank with one word that best fits the context.
Good morning and welcome to Scotland. I hope you had a good journey and are not too tried 48. morning. My name is Ada and I am here to help 49. . I want to tell you a few things 50. you may find useful. Firstly, the banks. They are open from nine thirty in the morning until four o’clock in the afternoon. That’s nine thirty until four. They are open every day 51. Sunday. But on Sunday you can change money in the hotel. Second, the buses. You can take a bus from the hotel to the city center. It’s the number twenty – one. You may find 52. very convenient to travel by bus here because there are buses every ten minutes 53. you won’t have to wait long. You’ll find the bus stop outside the hotel. A ticket to the city center costs sixty pence. 54. ,tonight we’re having a party for you in the restaurant, where I hope I’ll see you all 55. . Thank you.
PART THREE READING COMPREHENSION(30分)
Directions: Read the following three passages.Each passage is followed by several questions or unfinished statements.For each of them there are 4 choices marked A,B,C and D.Choose the one that fits best according to the information given in the passage.
A
Short reader – submitted stories – for the woman you should think of today!
--Compiled by Amy Zerello
Great Minds Reminded of Mom
After a long, exhausting day, a friend of mine, Allen, headed home. On the road, he passed an elderly woman who was standing by a car with a flat tire. If that were his mother, he thought, he would want someone to help her. With a tired sigh, he turned around and drove back.
Just as he reached the stranded woman, a truck pulled up and a burly farmer got out. "Kindof reminds you of your mom, too?" the man asked as the two of them pitched in together to change the tire for the woman.
-- Contributed by Katherine L. Houge
Your Biggest Fan
While waiting in a bookstore for a guest author to sign her latest book, I leafed through some of the Civil War novels she had written. The woman in line behind me commented, "Those are the best books I've ever read. I couldn't put them down." Before I could reply, the author frowning, looked over and said, "Oh, come on, Mom!"
-- Contributed by Marilyn Kopp
Head of the Household
My husband, Jeff, and I came across several problems while assembling our new computer system, so we called the help desk. The man on the phone started to talk to Jeff in computer jargon(行业术语), which confused us even more.
"Sir," my husband politely said, "please explain what I should do as if I were a four-year-old."
"Okay," the computer technician replied. "Sweetie, could you please put your mommy on the phone?"
-- Contributed by Lena Worth
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46.A.in person B.in manner C.in harmony D.in secret
45.A.people B.Chinese C.Europeans D.public
44.A.As long as B.However C.Even if D.Therefore
43.A.mean B.matter C.count D.make
42.A.hold B.give C.shake D.display
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